Merry X-mas to All!!

Enjoy these Christmas related jokes!!

Q. What kind of bird can write?
A. A pen-guin

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.

Q. What happened when the snow-woman got angry at the snowman?
A. She gave him the cold shoulder.

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
A. Santa Clues!

Q. Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
A. Because he like to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. Its Christmas, Eve.

Q: What are red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A: Sandy Claws.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Did you know that....

America’s first recipe for Christmas cakes dates back to 1796.

In Australia, the turkey is eaten cold.

In Denmark, they put hot porridge outside for the pixies on Christmas Eve.

The first gingerbread man is credited to the court of Queen Elizabeth I, who favored important visitors with charming gingerbread likenesses of them.